Primary Technology Super Heros

New Hero joins Primary Technology – Owen – December 2008

2009-01-01T11:32:00.005-08:00

Coming soon.... Still waiting :P Oh wait, where's all the food gone?

New Hero joins Primary Technology – Charlotte – October 2008

2009-01-01T11:32:00.003-08:00

One day this will all make sense, until that day we were sent Houdini, an engineer with ample skill in the art of disappearing. The earth trembled with glee when our powers combined to create a none male engineering team.

New Hero joins Primary Technology – Becky – May 2008

2009-01-01T11:32:00.001-08:00

Paper, paper, we’re surrounded by paper. We need a paper monster, sort of like the cookie monster but one who enjoys filing and being organized. *CLAP OF THUNDER – FLASH OF LIGHTNING.. etc. Becky stood before us, calendar in hand, phone taped to her ear like something from a bad 70’s film. We rejoiced for many a day, mostly because the quality of the food improved so much over night!

New Hero joins Primary Technology – Ryan – January 2008

2009-01-01T11:31:00.008-08:00

Hypercondriac, Hypermobile, Hypersloth-like, Hyper Ryan is “Hyperious”. A provider of hyperization for the galaxy of Primary Schools. His destiny is to keep our customers hyperhappy. If you are not happy, read the small print. You will like Ryan and you will be happy.

New Hero joins Primary Technology – Lee – January 2008

2009-01-01T11:31:00.007-08:00

Consider hancock without the superpowers. Don’t know who hancock is? I pity the fool. Lee was sent to us from jafar with dreams of installing white boards and a strange fetish for cables....

New Hero joins Primary Technology – Steve – January 2008

2009-01-01T11:31:00.005-08:00

With a clap of thunder and a power chord sent bellowing straight from the depths of diablos stomach, Steve was sent to us. There is no stopping such incredible riff ripping force, buttons will be bashed in glee as Steve is sent out to help Bradford schools save their base (which incidentally don’t belong to us)

New Hero joins Primary Technology – Vinny – January 2007

2009-01-01T11:31:00.003-08:00

Banana, Beer? Banana Beer, thats like eating, strawberry shrimps. I couldn’t agree more. On that note a hero was born. I like strawberry shrimps. Vinny is our gentle giant.

New Hero joins Primary Technology – Adam W – January 2007

2009-01-01T11:31:00.001-08:00

Today I woke up to find a small boat bobbing up and down on the lake outside the Primary Technology office. It was a cold day, the air had a certain edge to it and I couldn’t really be bothered to go outside to look at the contents of said boat... Thankfully my laziness was fully rewarded as a young man stumbled unfazed by the weather towards my window. Wielding nothing but Vodka and his ambition he shouted across the haze. “Scu214 928fjj2n1” which roughly translates to I like sweet stuff. I knew from that moment on there was a new dawn of hope inside of Primary Schools and ICT.

New Hero joins Primary Technology – Dally – September 2006

2009-01-01T11:30:00.004-08:00

2006, a great year for sun, a great year for sombrero sales, a great year for people with large noses looking to use their great god given fortune to make financial gain. Dally was initially created to shadow the needy but found his way by using his great strength and power for installing white boards and other networking malarkey.. Huraa, the gods are once again pleased.

New Hero joins Primary Technology – Mark – June 2006

2009-01-01T11:30:00.003-08:00

If the world faces a large problem at the moment, then the problem is one of power. It’s as if the power is not shared any more, UPS’ around the world are being greedy, so, so painfully greedy. Routers are flashing, what a waste of electricity. So the great binary Gods have sent us a gift, via stalkmail straight into our intrays.... Mark is here to save the girl, and the world...

New Hero joins Primary Technology – Adam – April 2006

2009-01-01T11:30:00.001-08:00

1 and 1 equals 0, that was our problem before... Now we have a new number crunching super hero, one that laughs in the face of negative numbers and uses algorithms to rebalance the axis of good and evil.

New Hero joins Primary Technology – Dave – January 2006

2009-01-01T11:29:00.002-08:00

Bam Bam! If its broke, Dave fix.

New Hero joins Primary Technology – Sparky – September 2005

2009-01-01T11:29:00.001-08:00

Today the bands played and the soldiers marched as Sparky joined our ranks. We are very proud to have him as our first engineer, the training has been hard, long and sometimes emotional but we feel that we have created a very unique, precious hero, unstoppable by virus’, loopbacks and bad arp entries. Sparky also came with a side kick, not robin, but Adam, son of Sparky, bringer of hope and destroyer of bad speeling.